Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
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