She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
either way he was missing a nipple.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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