from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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