Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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