What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Sober January is a disaster.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Send help, water and tortillas.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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