She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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