So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Randomize
