chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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