this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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