i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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