I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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