god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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