I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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