You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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