Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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