he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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