i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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