Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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