I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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