At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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