Fuck appropriateness.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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