...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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