Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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