Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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