my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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