I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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