I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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