I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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