She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
I'm really busy with my period
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