and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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