I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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