Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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