Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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