But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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