dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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