You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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