East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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