a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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