can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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