Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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