I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
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