I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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