just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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