Im at strip club and am horny
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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