i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
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