I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
