We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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