Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Randomize
