Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
