Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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