I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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