no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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