just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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