butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Sex in the backyard? Check.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
