you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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