oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I still have a little drunk in my system
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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