Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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