i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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