why didn't you poke me back
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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